…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
I reblog this every time I see it, no question.
Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one’s weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart.
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
"Martha what is it I’m having my alone time"
*yells* CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-O-O-ON
*kneels* THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE
*lies face-down on the floor* LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO RE-E-E-EST
*curls up, whispers* don’t you cry no more
*BASHES THROUGH YOUR DOOR SINGING THE GUITAR SOLO*
Am I the only person that whenever I see myself in the mirror I make a really ugly face at myself because I just can’t be serious
Yeah it looks like that’s just me
nah i do it too. you are not alone
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
fucki m laughing so hard
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
The waterproof planetarium floats in water and contains a bright light that projects out into the room, or even into the tub itself when flipped over. It also includes Rose Bath and Deep Ocean graphic domes for changing to a different mood.
WANT WANT WANT!
Oh my gods, I could bathe among the stars..
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
"Were you surprised when Jo’s comments about the Ron/Hermione thing, like, it became this huge thing everywhere…"
my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud
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