isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Everyone needs to see this video
fucking dinosaurs got this
SPEAKING OF WHICH
WE WERE ON THE WAY TO MY GRANNY’S TODAY AND WE SAW A MILK VAN AND JUST
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
What are the standards that make one attractive vs. unattractive in these graphs is my question
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. the sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.
Who is this man? Mackling at my more,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more
quoth the rapper
I am certain of you. I might never know how I want to get my hair cut, or what sneakers I want to wear to the gym, or what to order when I go to a restaurant. I might never be able to make a basic decision. I have been uncertain about things for almost twenty years, but there is one thing that I have never been so certain about before in my life and that is you. I am certain of us. I am certain of you.
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